Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
send nudes
from the living room?
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