Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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