You work out of a Hotel?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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