Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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