hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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