There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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