have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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