someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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