I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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