But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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