Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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