i barfeds in our rink
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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