doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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