I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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