I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
God I need to hump something, right now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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