Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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