just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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