is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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