Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
