I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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