Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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