OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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