My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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