Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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