Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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