this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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