Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she peed on how many people?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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