i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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