I heard we made out
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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