We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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