This girl is more easily done than said...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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