Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The feeling are messing with the penis
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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