This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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