grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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