girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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