He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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