Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize