He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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