She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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