Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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