normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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