I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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