Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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