i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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