Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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