i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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