Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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