I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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