That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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