Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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