i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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