He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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