He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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