perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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