I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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