There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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